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Postby m0skit0 » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:38 pm

LMAO all!! :lol:
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Re: Computer jokes & quotes

Postby TragicTheBlubbering » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:42 am

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Re: Computer jokes & quotes

Postby fate6 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:51 am

TragicTheBlubbering wrote:
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lolololololol :lol:
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Re: Computer jokes & quotes

Postby m0skit0 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Computer jokes & quotes

Postby Nickolas » Sat May 12, 2012 7:21 am

Computers are like air conditioners. If you open a window, the don't work. :lol:
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Re: Computer jokes & quotes

Postby TragicTheBlubbering » Wed May 16, 2012 9:58 pm

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Re: Computer jokes & quotes

Postby m0skit0 » Thu May 17, 2012 6:37 am

LMFAO
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Re: Computer jokes & quotes

Postby m0skit0 » Mon May 28, 2012 7:56 pm

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?
There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question.
Berkeley is famous for LSD and BSD UNIX. I don't think that is a coincidence.
Question: How many Microsoft engineers do you need to replace a broken light-bulb?
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Bill Gates, The Road Ahead, p.265 wrote:The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers
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Re: Computer jokes & quotes

Postby Acid_Snake » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:51 am

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Re: Computer jokes & quotes

Postby TragicTheBlubbering » Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:02 pm

A selection of light bulb jokes.

  • How many Windows users does it take to change a lightbulb?
    One, but he'll swear up and down that it was just as easy for him as it would be for a Macintosh user.
  • How many mac users does it take to change a light bulb?
    Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light.
  • How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb?
    sudo apt-get install lightbulb
  • How many C programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they forgot to declare it first
  • How long does it take a C programmer to screw in a light bulb?
    24 hours - 3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries.
  • How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
    You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message.
  • How many MS tech supports does it take to change a light bulb?
    "The light bulb doesn't work? You must be using a non-standard socket."
  • How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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