Computer jokes & quotes

[jd20dog]

Nah they cannot send him that because he doesn't use Windows

most of them are probly on windows

[m0skit0]

Read again: "I use a UNIX based OS".

[jd20dog]

Read again: "I use a UNIX based OS".

so in other words he cant see or understand them blowing him off...
its a joke on nerds having social misunderstanding and awkward communication not OS incompatibility
it's a add on to the not getting laid part of the joke
if i knew you'll were so literal, I'ld not have posted the joke to begin with

[TragicTheBlubbering]

No reason to argue,. He uses Wine, problem solved.

And here's my next contribution to this thread. Enjoy.

[m0skit0]

You gonna teach me what computer jokes mean? Well, that's a joke

[asgard20032]

Programmer are a lazy specie. When they write a program, and user experience bug, the programmer simply reply "These are not bug, my program simply make some new random feature..." instead of fixing the problem.



I turn on my computer, it said: Keyboard not detected, press any key to continue.


Once ago, I got a blue screen of death inside a blue screen of death... the first blue screen of death had crashed... Windows fail at failing...

[Xian Nox]

Programmer are a lazy specie. When they write a program, and user experience bug, the programmer simply reply "These are not bug, my program simply make some new random feature..." instead of fixing the problem.

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

[TragicTheBlubbering]

Only windows would encounter an error while displaying an error message.

[johnasjade]

Yeah I liked Your Post its Funny..
And I also Like Floppy Disc War

[TragicTheBlubbering]

Yeah I liked Your Post its Funny..

At least somebody liked my post spambot or not.