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My mini reviews - Getting smarter?

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My mini reviews - Getting smarter?

Post by Pie » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:22 pm

- MindCraft - Below
- Brain Boxer - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=6733&start=10


Lets start with MINDCRAFT because it's easy.

To start of with, this game was a massive disappointment.
The gameplay if the first place it faltered, mainly everything was too big, you couldn't really get a feel fr this world you were in because you could only see 4 blocks in front of you face.
You also take up a big portion of the screen.

Now your going to see this comparisons a lot so I suggest you get ready now.
Terraria is the same thing Mindcraft is. A 2D Minecraft. But whereas Mindcraft mad huge design mistakes you will notice Terraria makes wise choices.

The above issuse, everything being to big.
SCREENSHOT HERE

Note how small everything is, now Terraria has a bigger screen advantage, but if Mindcraft had smaller sprites, you could you know. actually see what is around you.
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My next issue is the Sprites themselves, I'll put this nicely....

They are an eyesore, the worse I have even seen in any game I have ever played.
There is not a single thing about this that looks even decent. I swear my eyes bleed looking at it.
Yes, that is the nicest this I could say.

The player sprite looks like a MSPaint scribble, the background is blatantly pasted in, the block/tree/water/ect. are stretched or just plain old ugly.

NOW I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING
"It was clearly just rushed for the comp"
Well I thought about and all I can say is this.

Looking professional is what is going to give you edge right out of the gate. This game is in it's 7th revision. Looking good should have a moderately high priority, especially for a competition. There is no excuse in my mind.

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Now before the hatred starts, you should all know that this review is under the style of "if i didn't mention it, it was fine"
Note that it says fine.

I leave with this, everything that wasn't bad was fine, but there was nothing notable about this.
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Re: My mini reviews - I can smell the hate

Post by Halvhjearne » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:30 pm

you obviusly put a lot of thought and time into this ... one can only think why?

:lol:

if you dont even like the game and arent one of the judges for the compo, then why put this much thought and effort into something like this ...? ^^
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Re: My mini reviews - I can smell the hate

Post by ASKidwai » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:35 pm

Halvhjearne wrote:you obviusly put a lot of thought and time into this ... one can only think why?

:lol:

if you dont even like the game and arent one of the judges for the compo, then why put this much thought and effort into something like this ...? ^^
^^This^^ and I'm waiting for the review of NMS and Brain Boxer
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Re: My mini reviews - I can smell the hate

Post by AndrewYY » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:42 pm

ASKidwai wrote:I'm waiting for the review of NMS and Brain Boxer
Hehehe, I feel like I want to hear my game deconstructed as well.
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Re: My mini reviews - I can smell the hate

Post by RUSTII » Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:17 am

:lol: Man if someone wants to put Time into there personal thought's, They will only get a laugh here.

I Cant wait for the next one,And a few devs it seems 8-)
keep the reviews coming..
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Re: My mini reviews - I can smell the hate

Post by Fade » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:29 am

I cant believe how mean this review is. Maybe you should try make a better homebrew. If you think a homebrew is so bad dont make a topic just let it be. you probably ruined the devs day. It not easy to code by the way :evil:
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Re: My mini reviews - I can smell the hate

Post by poisonedhrt » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:13 am

Fade wrote:I cant believe how mean this review is. Maybe you should try make a better homebrew. If you think a homebrew is so bad dont make a topic just let it be. you probably ruined the devs day. It not easy to code by the way :evil:
right!

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Re: My mini reviews - I can smell the hate

Post by nakano » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:49 am

Your "review" was anything but professional. It's too negative. You did not say a single positive thing about the game (not counting "everything that wasn't bad was fine". Is that the best you can say?).

Consider the audience/developers a little. Theý use their free time for developing these applications/games/plugins for fun, possible prize or recognition or everything these. Fair and justified criticism is fine (at least by me), but you must/should also note the good things too. Give a fair overall judgement if you're going to do a full-fledged review. Test the game throughout. Consider that not every developer can be multi-talented for making unique concepts, working code, graphics, music and so on. Most of the developers started from scratch when Genesis was announced (I would give recognicition for these projects if they also were finished by the time limit); some of course had a head start and some updated the previous works too.

This all said, I am still waiting for your review of Company if you have time to "finish" the game. What you liked/disliked and why?
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Re: My mini reviews - I can smell the hate

Post by JJS » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:04 am

^all of this. But it seems to be all the rage these days to have "reviews" that solely focus on bad parts and exaggerate them for comedic effect (Zero Punctuation, AVGN, that kind of stuff).

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Re: My mini reviews - I can smell the hate

Post by ASKidwai » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:01 am

JJS wrote:^all of this. But it seems to be all the rage these days to have "reviews" that solely focus on bad parts and exaggerate them for comedic effect (Zero Punctuation, AVGN, that kind of stuff).
I can only quote people here.
Fade wrote:I cant believe how mean this review is. Maybe you should try make a better homebrew. If you think a homebrew is so bad dont make a topic just let it be. you probably ruined the devs day. It not easy to code by the way :evil:
This is epic. Notice Maybe you should try make a better homebrew. Try that and you know who's going to ge the first to review it
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