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Re: Good jokes?

Post by holycow » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:57 pm

Dead Baby Jokes:

http://www.swensonfunnies.com/writtenab ... yjokes.php
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/introduction.htm
[url]http://freaks_paradise.tripod.com/DeadBabyJokes.html[/url]

It's fun and funny but just a little tiniest bit disturbing you won't even notice.

EDIT: this in ebook form? http://www.supershareware.com/dead-baby-jokes-free/
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Re: Good jokes?

Post by Monk9899 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:15 pm

just my opinion, some of those are very disturbing.

maybe i'll put them in an optional add-on pack, which will have adult jokes.
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Re: Good jokes?

Post by irfanhb7 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:35 pm

I have a dozens of them all - adult , humor , full forms etc etc . I can help you out cuz I dunno programming ( learning..)
Languages I know : C , C++ & Java
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Re: Good jokes?

Post by Monk9899 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:51 pm

even i'm learning programming but i think i know enough to make this app. its quite easy.

i'm not doing it for the prize because i most likely won't get it. i'm just making for the experience of making a psp app :)


and i've got the jokes i need in a free database of 9000+ jokes (9985 to be exact) but if you have good ones, they're welcome
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Re: Good jokes?

Post by Monk9899 » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:41 pm

Okay, i've got a good collection of jokes in sql format and i can convert it to csv.

Now i have a problem-
How do i make c++ load a joke from the database
the columns in the database are id, category id, title, text, status(whether this category is enabled or disabled) ,rating and adult.

now what i want to do is create an array of a struct jokes from this database.

now the database has over 15000 jokes so can someone please tell me how to convert the csv file or sql dump into a header file that i can use to load the array of jokes from(ie a file that already has the jokes stored as c++ variables so i can just load it)

it is a big collection and i don't know how to extract the data because in the csv some of the entries are in quotes and some aren't.
and in the sql it is in the form of

Code: Select all

INSERT INTO jokes VALUES(1,1,'.......
.

if anyone knows of another file format from which i can easily extract the data into a format i can read from c++ and use it in my program, please tell me.


Thank you very much and sorry for my noobinosity :oops:
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Re: Good jokes?

Post by Maxine » Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:46 pm

Chuck Norris jokes, gotta get em' all.

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Re: Good jokes?

Post by imthemiz » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:02 am

grandpa lemon: why the fox cross the road?

annoying orange: why?

grandpa lemon: (sleeping)...

annoying orange: hey!!!!! grandpa lemon!

grandpa lemon: why?

annoying orange: why did the fox cross the road?

grandpa lemon: i don't know why?

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
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Re: Good jokes?

Post by Monk9899 » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:07 pm

imthemiz wrote:grandpa lemon: why the fox cross the road?

annoying orange: why?

grandpa lemon: (sleeping)...

annoying orange: hey!!!!! grandpa lemon!

grandpa lemon: why?

annoying orange: why did the fox cross the road?

grandpa lemon: i don't know why?

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
i don't think i can put that.
i mean annoying orange belongs to some guy on youtube, no?

@maxine
i have yo mama jokes, and i have ma dad jokes which are similar to chuck norris but it reads ma dad..... instead of chuck norris.....
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Re: Good jokes?

Post by varun » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:15 am

plz finish it soon, i am very exited about it

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Re: Good jokes?

Post by Monk9899 » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:40 am

i am working on it but i don't think i'll finish before end of april. sorry for the delay :(
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