Apologies, Vita OFW 2.00 is actually not live yet

wololo

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140 Responses

  1. Jan

    first, no blog articles from him

  2. Rafael707

    Nice more psn time

    • Rafael707

      Make hgoel update his vita

    • NakedFaerie

      Yep, that can be his punishment. LOL

      How about he be forced to update his Vita to 2.00

      How about he be forced to not use his Vita for a week.

      How about he be forced off the forum here for a week.

      All 3 would be a good punishment. If you really wanted to punish him bigtime you would get him to do all 3.

  3. enzospartan

    5 seasons of Desperate Housewives might be considered cruel and unusual if you ask me. Thank God my wife doesn’t watch that.

  4. hasu

    no need to punish him, i’m actually glad it’s not live yet.

  5. Jd8531

    Punishment? How about watching Jersey Shore while playing Ridge Racer vita 😀

  6. Mr. Awsome

    Sonic Genesis, Ninjabreadman, Anubis 2, Sonic ’06, watching every Creepypasta ever written, or playing Sonic.exe (That one will actually kill him though, and his computer and house too, be weary when picking this option.).

  7. Linkedot

    LOl FPS with a Wii U is a gore punishment… don’t do that
    i’ll go for the other option but the episodes must be run on his PSVITA xD

  8. chingon

    Eight…

  9. DongsMBM

    get him to play big rigs while he’s masturbating。 XD

  10. Frank

    Desperates Housewive is a good tv show…….. ….. …. 🙂 Your punishements are not enough hard ! Hehehe !

  11. sencerio

    all your update is great and helpful wololo.

  12. MaxiExtreme

    How about full season 1 to 5 of Fringe in a day? lol!

  13. Onso

    Make him watch 6 episodes! >=O

  14. NoUsernameMan

    Make him play a week of Black Ops Declassified campaign mode.

    • NakedFaerie

      That was punishment for the first and only playthrough for me. The game sucks on Vita.
      Worst Vita Game So Far.
      I give it 1/10. I would’ve given it 3/10 if it wasn’t a COD game but as its got the COD name it looses 2 points. It should’ve been a lot better than it is.

      • Mr. Awsome

        Apparently we have a hater. BOD is not ***, its actually really fun especially in multiplayer. SP is short but its supposed to be played in short bursts and repeatedyl for better scores.

  15. 6060-842

    Get him to play resistance burning skies while someone else is playing black ops 2

    • NakedFaerie

      Thats not a punishment. I think it’ll be the other way around to be a punishment.
      That COD BOD is pathetic and I think its the worst game on the Vita. I owned it for about 20 hours as I took it back the next day.
      2 hours of singleplayer gameplay. sucks.
      0 replay factor. sucks.
      crappy multiplayer gameplay. sucks.
      crappy controls. sucks.
      looks ***. sucks.

      Resistance Burning Skies or Unit 13 are 2 games that are HEAPS better than COD BOD. Dont waste your money on COD BOD.
      I still play Unit 13 everyday. I’m usually in the top 20 everyday for my region, usually in the top 10. Global I’m usually in the top 100 somewhere. I have a different PSN name so you wont see this name there.

      And to all those that are staying on 1.81 you only have a few more hours of online play anyway so you will be stuck replaying the singleplayer mode and you’ll get bored after the first playthrough.

      • John

        Agreed!

        On a sidenote… your name looks very familiar… no idea why…

      • gunblade

        realy i was going get me cod fo the vita since cod2 came out i wanted sum cod action on the go …….. um i think punishment buy his christmas preasent on black friday dat way he dosent have to wait till cristmas wandering wat he has for christmas…

      • idontknow

        right, punish him by force him to play COD BOD until he gets platinum ?

        • NakedFaerie

          NOw thats a punishment I dont want to suffer through. Finishing the game once was enough, there is no way I’ll be getting platinum on that game.

      • 6060-842

        I wasnt talking about declassified you idiot. Learn to read!

      • Mr. Awsome

        Ok now, SHUT UP! Its not ***. Hater.

  16. oO Flowzilla Oo

    Punishment : Cinnamon challenge

  17. DumBish

    Force him to make another exploit for 1.81 lmao

  18. Saul20007

    Make him play and finish E.T. on the Atari 2600.

  19. Rui Hall

    FPS on the wii ….. oh God no … anything but that!

  20. John

    I’ll update for you guys 🙂 I have a PSP on CFW anyways, so I’ll take the plunge!

    I’ll be back with the information when the update is live 🙂

    PS. For punishment: Lock him in a room with 21st century rap music. I miss the 80’s… Tears for Fears…. Where had all the good music gone?

  21. Squiggs

    Replace all of his stuff with one peace merchandise

  22. Leires

    Make him chop the tallest tree in the forest with..A HERRING.

  23. xXDGFXx

    >getting him to play an FPS on the Wii U

    I don’t see this as a punishment at all o_O

  24. gunblade

    if he plays FPS on the Wii U is he aloud to use the game pad or jus the nunchucks…..

  25. knarlockk

    yeah, that doesn’t make any sense.

  26. Tonakai

    Five seasons of Desperate Housewives?

    Wololo, you are one sadistic man. I’d be about willing to kill myself half of one.

  27. garrei

    make him watch this video…. every… single… second https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-S0T4xTdLY

  28. Warlord698

    you make the FPS playing sound like a bad thing…..it actually looks like it would be a great system for that

    • gunblade

      neva played a wii u yet thought would be mean tought zelda would be good cuz i could have the gamepad n the wii contloer n have one shield that can shoot bombs n throw *** n yet still have nunchuks so i can make sword slices.

  29. lolzzz

    u cant punish hem thes 2012 if only he is ur slave that u buy on black market LOLZ

  30. DC959

    Has to take the ultimate cinnamon challenge (Eat the whole packet of cinnamon)

  31. Darenvy

    bahaha Desperate Housewives! He would turn INTO a chick if he watched that much in such a short time

  32. TragicTheBlubbering

    Hey! Hey! Are you ripping on the WII U? :p I actually think it has some potential, but hey what do I know I’ve been a die hard Nintendo fanboy for 25 years so I’m the first to admit I’m more than a little bias toward Nintendo lol.

    • wololo

      Hehe 🙂 I’ve just been told it was terrible for FPS because of the poor controls, not adapted at all for those types of games (by comparison to the PS3 and xbox360, which, if you ask me, already can’t compare to the experience on a PC)

  33. carlosbazua

    HI GUYS I HAVE A BIG QUESTION IF ANYBODY CAN HELP PLEASE. I HAVE THE 1.81 WITH THE GRAVITY HACK AND I HAVE 2 PSVTA CCOUNTS WITH 2 DIFFERENT MEMORY CARDS ONE IS FOR DOWLOADED GAMES AND THE OTHER WITH MY PSP GAMES FROM THE GRAVITY HACK. MY QUESTION IS IF THE 2.0 UPTED COMES I WILL LOOSE THERIGHT TO GET IN TO PSN SO THAT MEANS I CAN’T SWITCH BETWEEN ACCOUNTS??? HOW DO I ACTIVATE AN ACCOUNT IF I HAVE NO ACCESS TO PSN?? THIS IS SCARING ME A LITTLE BIT PLEASE HELP MEBEFORE 2.0 COMES!!!

  34. Shrek is Dreck

    It’s all cool

  35. Darton Staker

    The update is supposedly announced to playstation members to be released on 21st

  36. PlayerGG

    Make him say happy birthday to sony and then say it’s copyrighted!

  37. PlayerGG

    Or make him create a OpenCMA for ps3 4.30roger.!
    But if he need a ps3 with fw ill gradly send me one.!!
    But after he done i need it back.

  38. jb

    This is off-topic, but I need your guys’ help. I just transferred my cps emulators to my vita. Both are the adhoc versions (ran them on my psp with no problem). When I try to start an adhoc game on the vita, the emulator asks me to turn on the wlan switch, even though I’m already connected to the internet. Can you guys help me out with this? I’d appreciate it.

  39. Darren

    Make it to where he cannot see/experiance the ending of anything… Including movies, games, books, songs…. Just always leave him hanging

  40. carlosbazua

    pleaseee helppp anybodyy!!!!

    I HAVE THE 1.81 WITH THE GRAVITY HACK AND I HAVE 2 PSVTA CCOUNTS WITH 2 DIFFERENT MEMORY CARDS ONE IS FOR DOWLOADED GAMES AND THE OTHER WITH MY PSP GAMES FROM THE GRAVITY HACK. MY QUESTION IS IF THE 2.0 UPTED COMES I WILL LOOSE THERIGHT TO GET IN TO PSN SO THAT MEANS I CAN’T SWITCH BETWEEN ACCOUNTS??? HOW DO I ACTIVATE AN ACCOUNT IF I HAVE NO ACCESS TO PSN?? THIS IS SCARING ME A LITTLE BIT PLEASE HELP MEBEFORE 2.0 COMES!!!