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141 Responses

  1. Jan says:

    first, no blog articles from him

  2. Rafael707 says:

    Nice more psn time

    • Rafael707 says:

      Make hgoel update his vita

    • NakedFaerie says:

      Yep, that can be his punishment. LOL

      How about he be forced to update his Vita to 2.00

      How about he be forced to not use his Vita for a week.

      How about he be forced off the forum here for a week.

      All 3 would be a good punishment. If you really wanted to punish him bigtime you would get him to do all 3.

  3. enzospartan says:

    5 seasons of Desperate Housewives might be considered cruel and unusual if you ask me. Thank God my wife doesn’t watch that.

  4. hasu says:

    no need to punish him, i’m actually glad it’s not live yet.

  5. Jd8531 says:

    Punishment? How about watching Jersey Shore while playing Ridge Racer vita 😀

  6. Mr. Awsome says:

    Sonic Genesis, Ninjabreadman, Anubis 2, Sonic ’06, watching every Creepypasta ever written, or playing Sonic.exe (That one will actually kill him though, and his computer and house too, be weary when picking this option.).

  7. Linkedot says:

    LOl FPS with a Wii U is a gore punishment… don’t do that
    i’ll go for the other option but the episodes must be run on his PSVITA xD

  8. DongsMBM says:

    get him to play big rigs while he’s masturbating。 XD

  9. Frank says:

    Desperates Housewive is a good tv show…….. ….. …. :) Your punishements are not enough hard ! Hehehe !

  10. sencerio says:

    all your update is great and helpful wololo.

  11. MaxiExtreme says:

    How about full season 1 to 5 of Fringe in a day? lol!

  12. Onso says:

    Make him watch 6 episodes! >=O

  13. NoUsernameMan says:

    Make him play a week of Black Ops Declassified campaign mode.

    • NakedFaerie says:

      That was punishment for the first and only playthrough for me. The game sucks on Vita.
      Worst Vita Game So Far.
      I give it 1/10. I would’ve given it 3/10 if it wasn’t a COD game but as its got the COD name it looses 2 points. It should’ve been a lot better than it is.

      • Mr. Awsome says:

        Apparently we have a hater. BOD is not ***, its actually really fun especially in multiplayer. SP is short but its supposed to be played in short bursts and repeatedyl for better scores.

  14. 6060-842 says:

    Get him to play resistance burning skies while someone else is playing black ops 2

    • NakedFaerie says:

      Thats not a punishment. I think it’ll be the other way around to be a punishment.
      That COD BOD is pathetic and I think its the worst game on the Vita. I owned it for about 20 hours as I took it back the next day.
      2 hours of singleplayer gameplay. sucks.
      0 replay factor. sucks.
      crappy multiplayer gameplay. sucks.
      crappy controls. sucks.
      looks ***. sucks.

      Resistance Burning Skies or Unit 13 are 2 games that are HEAPS better than COD BOD. Dont waste your money on COD BOD.
      I still play Unit 13 everyday. I’m usually in the top 20 everyday for my region, usually in the top 10. Global I’m usually in the top 100 somewhere. I have a different PSN name so you wont see this name there.

      And to all those that are staying on 1.81 you only have a few more hours of online play anyway so you will be stuck replaying the singleplayer mode and you’ll get bored after the first playthrough.

  15. oO Flowzilla Oo says:

    Punishment : Cinnamon challenge

  16. DumBish says:

    Force him to make another exploit for 1.81 lmao

  17. Saul20007 says:

    Make him play and finish E.T. on the Atari 2600.

  18. Rui Hall says:

    FPS on the wii ….. oh God no … anything but that!

  19. John says:

    I’ll update for you guys :) I have a PSP on CFW anyways, so I’ll take the plunge!

    I’ll be back with the information when the update is live :)

    PS. For punishment: Lock him in a room with 21st century rap music. I miss the 80’s… Tears for Fears…. Where had all the good music gone?

  20. Squiggs says:

    Replace all of his stuff with one peace merchandise

  21. Leires says:

    Make him chop the tallest tree in the forest with..A HERRING.

  22. xXDGFXx says:

    >getting him to play an FPS on the Wii U

    I don’t see this as a punishment at all o_O

  23. gunblade says:

    if he plays FPS on the Wii U is he aloud to use the game pad or jus the nunchucks…..

  24. knarlockk says:

    yeah, that doesn’t make any sense.

  25. Tonakai says:

    Five seasons of Desperate Housewives?

    Wololo, you are one sadistic man. I’d be about willing to kill myself half of one.

  26. garrei says:

    make him watch this video…. every… single… second https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-S0T4xTdLY

  27. Warlord698 says:

    you make the FPS playing sound like a bad thing…..it actually looks like it would be a great system for that

  28. lolzzz says:

    u cant punish hem thes 2012 if only he is ur slave that u buy on black market LOLZ

  29. DC959 says:

    Has to take the ultimate cinnamon challenge (Eat the whole packet of cinnamon)

  30. Darenvy says:

    bahaha Desperate Housewives! He would turn INTO a chick if he watched that much in such a short time

  31. TragicTheBlubbering says:

    Hey! Hey! Are you ripping on the WII U? :p I actually think it has some potential, but hey what do I know I’ve been a die hard Nintendo fanboy for 25 years so I’m the first to admit I’m more than a little bias toward Nintendo lol.

    • wololo says:

      Hehe :) I’ve just been told it was terrible for FPS because of the poor controls, not adapted at all for those types of games (by comparison to the PS3 and xbox360, which, if you ask me, already can’t compare to the experience on a PC)

  32. carlosbazua says:

    HI GUYS I HAVE A BIG QUESTION IF ANYBODY CAN HELP PLEASE. I HAVE THE 1.81 WITH THE GRAVITY HACK AND I HAVE 2 PSVTA CCOUNTS WITH 2 DIFFERENT MEMORY CARDS ONE IS FOR DOWLOADED GAMES AND THE OTHER WITH MY PSP GAMES FROM THE GRAVITY HACK. MY QUESTION IS IF THE 2.0 UPTED COMES I WILL LOOSE THERIGHT TO GET IN TO PSN SO THAT MEANS I CAN’T SWITCH BETWEEN ACCOUNTS??? HOW DO I ACTIVATE AN ACCOUNT IF I HAVE NO ACCESS TO PSN?? THIS IS SCARING ME A LITTLE BIT PLEASE HELP MEBEFORE 2.0 COMES!!!

  33. Shrek is Dreck says:

    It’s all cool

  34. Darton Staker says:

    The update is supposedly announced to playstation members to be released on 21st

  35. PlayerGG says:

    Make him say happy birthday to sony and then say it’s copyrighted!

  36. PlayerGG says:

    Or make him create a OpenCMA for ps3 4.30roger.!
    But if he need a ps3 with fw ill gradly send me one.!!
    But after he done i need it back.

  37. jb says:

    This is off-topic, but I need your guys’ help. I just transferred my cps emulators to my vita. Both are the adhoc versions (ran them on my psp with no problem). When I try to start an adhoc game on the vita, the emulator asks me to turn on the wlan switch, even though I’m already connected to the internet. Can you guys help me out with this? I’d appreciate it.

  38. Darren says:

    Make it to where he cannot see/experiance the ending of anything… Including movies, games, books, songs…. Just always leave him hanging

  39. carlosbazua says:

    pleaseee helppp anybodyy!!!!

    I HAVE THE 1.81 WITH THE GRAVITY HACK AND I HAVE 2 PSVTA CCOUNTS WITH 2 DIFFERENT MEMORY CARDS ONE IS FOR DOWLOADED GAMES AND THE OTHER WITH MY PSP GAMES FROM THE GRAVITY HACK. MY QUESTION IS IF THE 2.0 UPTED COMES I WILL LOOSE THERIGHT TO GET IN TO PSN SO THAT MEANS I CAN’T SWITCH BETWEEN ACCOUNTS??? HOW DO I ACTIVATE AN ACCOUNT IF I HAVE NO ACCESS TO PSN?? THIS IS SCARING ME A LITTLE BIT PLEASE HELP MEBEFORE 2.0 COMES!!!

  40. gunblade says:

    if u have two then think u can just use one for one stuff n one for what u doing think if one on 1.81 da ada one can be used to update two 2.0…think if u need psn then i would update to 2.0.. dont think the vita needs an psn account you can start it out of the box with out adding ur account..but if anything think sony website let u active n deactive psp ps3 n psvita systems.. weird know…

  41. Mr MaGoo says:

    As much as I like to see a good tourchering I do remember seeing the post say “upcoming update”. But in good toucher, I think that he should be forced to watch barney and friends while watching an obama speach. That should make him never forget what he has done. Lmao.

  42. cain says:

    Make him watch all the twilight movies back to back

  43. - says:

    Make him drink 1 litre of strong black coffee (no milk, no sugar) and make him eat 6 uncooked packets of instant noodles, straight from the packet, until he is bloated from eating (remember dry noodles absorb water content). Once he is finished, send him on a 20 minute run so that he dehydrates more, then dose him with laxatives..

  44. scooter61686 says:

    I think watching Spice World on VHS twice a day for a week , then making him Write up a 1000 word article (posted on this site) on why it isn’t that bad of a movie, and he cannot say a bad word about it.

  45. filthykr3wforever says:

    I no this is off topic an not related to PlayStation hacks but the wii u is hacked with a nes emulator check out my video guys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1TDX0LBjEc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    I also go by mainly XxtheeliminatorxX but my YouTube account name is filthykr3wforever

  46. coldbirdthinkshepros says:

    Mybe sony is digging the tn source code,so that’s why v2.00 delay realese. Lol

  47. berto1989 says:

    force him to watch Twilight xD

  48. IrealiTY says:

    Send him to a Justin Bieber concert >:)

  49. wartaf says:

    make him update to 2.0 then tell us if the exploits really blocked 😀

  50. Scousetomo says:

    I think maybe watch friends on a constant loop with no sleep now that would make me suicidal

  51. tracer22jhayahr says:

    Maybe let him dance gangnam style while playing black ops on vita..

  52. Warlord698 says:

    gonna bite the bullet and get 2.0 since I have faith that a good exploit will be out not too long after the update.

    i already have a PS+ account and the free games will be nice, on top of the fact that they rotate them monthly (and as long as you keep a PS+ account, you keep whatever free games you have linked)

    i am still hoping they are doing the 1080P upgrade so that they can do a video out attachment, which would probably most likely hook up at the top expansion port

    • Warlord698 says:

      ya know, seeing as they said they were gonna put out the update today, you might think they would put the damn update up……..

  53. Aardy says:

    Make him watch the Twilight movie series.

  54. Owl says:

    Make him be the first to update his Vita to 2.0 and check if it blocks the exploit as the punishment.

  55. xoxid says:

    Here a good punishment. Make him write an apologies letter to me, because well, I am important. Yeah yeah.

  56. Minimur says:

    lock him in a shed somewhere and play gangnam syle on repeat, then make him learn the dance with no help

  57. Skars says:

    Still have time to do the last shopping at PSN on vita.

  58. SARS1983 says:

    OK A NEW QUESTIONS

  59. Kinnji says:

    Imma take one for the team! I got ps vita, and surely it won’t take long till a new exploit is found for 2.0

  60. mangbhoy says:

    Casino Royale torture … ’nuff said

  61. jlo138 says:

    Make him play Action 52 on NES, or any Barbie game for any system will do. At least make him post a video on YouTube on what he did, where it was done, what the punishment is, and complete the video with the punishment for all to see. Then blog it here.

  62. Reshiram says:

    Oooooook I still don’t believe you, like they said on the 20th the update will start so take this so called tread liar

  63. shapeshifter0100 says:

    Make him port Crisis to the wii even if it takes eternity!!!! 😀

  64. Deagle275 says:

    Simply kill him :)

  65. dan says:

    give me your girlfriend, i`ll forgive you.

  66. c-zero says:

    Not that I condone violence, but I reckon we could hit them with a sack of Nokia cellphones. Wait, nevermind I don’t want to cripple them.

  67. dan says:

    hey man, could you give me a link for golden abyss for free¿¿

    or send me ur psn acc for download personally…

  68. ibarra21 says:

    Make him find Waldo without glasses in 10 different books, assuming he does wear glasses.

  69. PSVFanboy says:

    I suggest you force him to play Superman 64 for 10 hours on a bad emu!

  70. Guardian says:

    I say to make him play the Back to the Future games. (the bad ones). Also we can have him watching some episodes of winx club and instead in between episodes have him listening to either nickelback, avrill lavigne, justin biever and Friday. The if nothing of it seems to do the job, have him use Internet Explorer as his browser and no antivirus software on his computer.

  71. WolfRamiO says:

    well, i dont know if there was an official realse date but… TN-C source code is now avaible so they must be patching eCFW now.

  72. ricki says:

    I say make him watch 24hrs of yo gabba gabba on lsd. wait… no that might be fun. just the show without lsd.

  73. xDDD says:

    or.. tide him under a tree and put fire ant under him..? 😀

  74. Make him buy alot of gizmondo handheld gaming devices and distribute 4 for free at the mall to gamers xD and make him run vhbl on one of the handhelds haha xD!!!

  75. With no help >.>! and he must re create the Vhbl coding from scratch before putting it on the gizmondo and have it work with the gps xD

  76. Squiggs says:

    9:23 no update ***

  77. Hrod87 says:

    OFW 2.0 is live in Mexico, updating as i type this brb with news

  78. bleep says:

    Its live now.

  79. hgoel0974 says:

    Wow! 140 comments? I had no idea that so many people would want to punish me );

  80. natsu says:

    I request for permanent ip ban.. anyone with me?

  81. yu says:

    IP bans don’t work nowdays. It’s easy to get a new ip within a second.

  82. c-zero says:

    Lmao this just made my morning. You sir owe me a cup of coffee, as it’s all over the dining room table lol.

  83. Metrenix says:

    some1s been watching scrubs :3

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