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69 Responses

  1. Brain says:

    FIRST COMMENT!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  2. Brain says:

    So what is this article supposed to mean?

  3. Misha says:

    It’s comparing Sony and Skynet.
    It’s tongue-in-cheek humor!

  4. Kawashiro says:

    I’d laugh if they decide this is actually threatening and sue you for slander.

  5. Brain says:

    Why is this article about killing machines?

  6. Chris says:

    What is this?

  7. (required) says:

    lol @all the people not getting this
    it’s a joke damn it and a good one too

  8. DjNeo says:

    HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA, good one… even me can understand this is a joke, and a really good one… (my 1st languaje is spanish)… no intention to offend ^^,

  9. .. lol , very nice , for those who can’t get it , watch terminator :)
    .. love the way on how walolo deliverd the bad news.

  10. Enigma says:

    Sony is the future Skynet, Obviously. Did he really get sued?

  11. Brain says:

    I still do not undestand why this is about killing machines

  12. xStokeRx says:

    Lol this is to funny love I hope skynet loses there suite

  13. Zendo says:

    entonces mi psp se convertira en un robor dominado por skynet y me asesinara.. lo destruire y me comprare una xbox 360 (no tiene nada q ver con sony) gracias por la información

  14. Apple seeds says:

    Is this a new Homebrew game coming out? lol

  15. E! says:

    WOW! i keep comparing the PSP scene to Star Wars but this one hits the Bull’sEye. LOL

  16. royalmonky says:

    LMAO @ Apple seeds hahahaha

  17. JuNyA8971 says:

    Good one Wololo!! I am going to save this on my laptop. Very nice conparison and well written!

  18. jailbust says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Watch Terminator a couple times! Nice Skynet… I mean Sony vs. George Hotz parody!!! ROFLMFAO!!! Wololo i love this!!! The linux part is hilarious!!! Read up on the current status of the PS3 and George Hotz and ROFLMFAOLOL!

  19. jailbust says:

    Disclaimer…… HAHAHA

  20. Jorge says:

    I….don,t really care……….

  21. Brain says:

    I don’t understand how this is funny

  22. uchijaitachi says:

    lol hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha for those who don’t get the real message in this awesome story and briiliant sense of humor piece of art please read carefully (my native language is spanish but i am an offical english spanish translator and a happy psp hen pro user lol) wololo u are the best what a good story it is so funny hahhahhaahahhahahahahahahahahah i was expecting a different post but i must admit it this one wins the prize to the best post. Finally i hope sony won’t do anything stupid as they can’t balme others for their errors, and finally the AtM incident was incridble. Note: for those who don”t get it just watch terminator and improve ur sense of humor. Wololo the best

  23. uchijaitachi says:

    BTW hope sony loses the suit at least this time, wonderful way to realize about a piece of bad news, LoL i am still playing a mental fim of the story hahaha

  24. MootPoint says:

    Priceless.

  25. capzulu says:

    they should take it in order to increase their security and to learn more, no system is 100% secure. Mathieulh I’m with you, do not fear them.

  26. Andrew says:

    silly SKYNET, don’t the know that removing Linux support will only make them a target for future hacking endeavours?

  27. james1552 says:

    Omg this is extremely funny, even more funny that the young kids here don’t even get the joke XD
    *** lol

    Obviously these kids need to get out of their rocks…

  28. DeadEye says:

    I like it. Really nice work.
    But I think there’s one mistake, Arnold plays a Terminator of the T-800 series. The T-1000 was the liquid-metal-guy in Terminator 2, that can look like whatever you want.

  29. rafael707 says:

    i thought wololo was reffering to 2012, you know doomsday xD sounds good…

  30. eville says:

    Just really a nice way to express support. Way to kewl!!!

  31. cv- says:

    lmao, it was a nice read XD i loved the ending, and the randomness, feels like u wrote a story not changed words XD

  32. Zhe says:

    ROFLMAO !!!!! HAHAHAHA

    SKYNET forgive me !

  33. sevy_philippines says:

    a nice story,.,. ehehe
    i really like it,.,.

  34. andrew says:

    kinda interesting in that perspective.

  35. meep says:

    HILARIOUS!!

    @ wololo
    Although you stated that this was fiction the acronym SCEA (instead of SCEI, I think) comes up. I don’t know if it was intentional or just a typo, but as harmless as it may seem I would advise you to change it =/

  36. TBG says:

    lol, the best article.

  37. meep says:

    Sorry, just noticed it’s intencional after rereading to lol a bit XD

  38. dark assassin says:

    you wololo are lame what is funny about that you dont even help didri or total noob and why arent you arrested bec of hbl is the main source of hacking
    but i thank you for hbl
    btw 6.35 pro supports plugins just create a folder called PLUGINS the root of memory not SEPLUGINS

  39. Azhael says:

    Actually if you ppl dont know, sony already lost a case against some guy in spain regarding jailbreaking.
    The state said that sony shouldnt have taken away the otherOS feature if they were going to announce so much those features.
    off this topic my mother language is spanish and I have never been in a english speaking country nor studied in english and I still got the joke, I guess since skynet is really destroying those kid’s minds.

  40. Azhael says:

    LOL the guy before me he is such a ***.
    He insults wololo and thank him in the same post.
    BTW what I said about getting the joke is wrong, is not a joke is a metaphore and therefore all of the ones laughing failed. LOL

  41. JJS says:

    @meep Read carefully, SCEA = SKYNET COMPUTERS ENGINEERING AMERICA.

  42. goldfinguer says:

    it makes us think that it as more close the future then ever. And the way the things go hackers cold realy make diferençe in a future nearby. Greetss from portugal :)

  43. Norml says:

    Don’t fear the reaper

  44. Princess Leia says:

    To quote myself:

    “the more galaxies you squeeze the more will slip through your fingers”

    Sony, by squeezing and squeezing what you can do on the PS3 for legitimate owners have now left it open inadvertently for a mass attack to open up the system.

    A cleverer person would have included in their business plan that there would be some who would misuse Linux!! The majority just want to maximise the preformance of their PS3.

    Fools!

  45. sweetsauce says:

    this is like geohot and fail0verflow vs sony now

  46. Le gremlins says:

    “Shortly after this event we removed Linux support, just in case.”

    LOL My T-1000 is under Debian 😛 very good news XD

  47. Abra says:

    OMG, the joke is “similarity to actual events would be unintentional” (seems like people commenting here don’t read it the way they should )

    What suprise me (in the”actual events”) is the way they use twitter, forums and internet in general in their legal argumentation… beware of what you write… Big brother is watching you…

  48. aumedh says:

    cool story but history repeat itself and rebale will never die until there people like jhon .c

  49. joker says:

    I think the real story here is that Geohot has been hacking ATMs since he was 12. HAHA jk

  50. Reapersmist says:

    Rofl, I love U wololo!!! Love ur site………. question! does this throw a wrench in the gears of psp/ps3 homebrew development? just seems to me since Cybernet’s recent attack, the posts went down on most of the site’s….

  51. w7y7a7t7t says:

    hahahahahaha “shortly after this event we removed linux support, just in case”

  52. Matt says:

    It’s funny, but why is Sony evil all of a sudden? Do you understand how lucky Geohot and the gang are to still be alive?
    What, you’ve never heard of people coming up missing after millions in revenue are compromised?
    Think about that.

    • wololo says:

      Not sure if it’s a joke or a threat here…

      Sony is not evil per se.

      Using a virus (marketing people call it TPM) to prevent users from using their hardware, and on top of that managing to make that legal (the DMCA), now THAT is evil. the DMCA was not entirely driven by Sony, but they contribute a lot to such locking systems (and making sure these system become legal…)

      • Matt says:

        It’s not a threat! I wasn’t speaking personally at all, I’m just saying that a lot of profits will likely be forfeited because of this, and I’ve seen the Godfather movies.
        I’m sure nothing like that would actually happen with a company like Sony, they’re a big company with a lot to lose. But it could have been within the realm of possibility under certain circumstances.

        I’m a bit shocked that my post sounded like a threat!

  53. expltr says:

    i’m not really clear on this but geohot should use the DCMA that allowed jailbreaking on mobile phones. since the newer psp’s are voip enabled they are also categorised under the same section… i believe wololo posted something about this sometime last year

    i cant find the article anymore

    but then again i am not well versed with the DCMA so it could be useless

  54. aceofspace says:

    Shut the heck up

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